Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.

Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand.

Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time.

From startups to scaleups, online, in, and on the go. Shopify is made for

entrepreneurs like you. Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.

Number one thing, don't take advice from some asshole on the radio. If you just read the bio for

Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103,

and made popular by two really comedy shows,

Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez,

you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Zbola vibes dripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my impetible woes.

I want to take my brain now, and plastic width of wave, an ultrasonic, egographic,

and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill.

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen gain.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

I want a requiem for my disease.

So I'm aging Dr. Steve.

It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio, now a podcast.

I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, Tacey, my wife.

...