422: Paul Gilmartin

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Paul Gilmartin, comedian, healing force, and host of The Mental Illness Happy Hour, joins the DTFH!

Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg.

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0:00.0	These days, it's nice to know what you're getting.
0:03.3	Like the same, hmm.
0:05.0	When you took into our tasty breakfast, the same, yes!
0:08.2	When your kids stay in eat breakfast for free, the same, woo!
0:12.0	Knowing there are over 800 hotels and the same, ah!
0:16.2	Every time you sink into one of our super comfy beds,
0:19.4	enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip.
0:21.6	Premier in, rest easy,
0:23.6	only available to book at premierin.com.
0:26.4	My teasing sees apply up to two kids stay in eat breakfast free with a full-paying adult.
0:30.6	Greetings, my sweet lovers, and I do love every single one of you.
0:34.6	It is I, D True Cell, and this is the Duckett Russell Family Hour Podcast,
0:39.6	and I have reproduced again.
0:42.8	The term reproduction is not the right word for it though, is it?
0:47.2	Reproduction sounds like something you do at a furniture warehouse.
0:50.8	It doesn't really serve as a linguistic structure that can successfully encapsulate
0:59.0	the entire continuum from fucking to birth.
1:03.0	Reproduction, who said that?
1:05.0	Sounds like the most boring square on earth came up with that term.
1:09.0	We need a better word for it.
1:11.0	It's some combination of the sound of rainbows turned into water,
1:16.8	spraying against rocks made of trembling meat and blood.
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