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The Basement Yard

#422 - Decoding Bad Bunny's Lyrics

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard, the red boys today. Red in it up.

0:11.0

And well, that's my room. It's like a, no, that's, that's more like a mall.

0:15.2

It's a maroon. No, maroon is deeper and bloodier. That's a mall. I would say,

0:21.3

what do you know about blood? I know, I would say I know way more about blood than you do.

0:26.6

You recently didn't know that. You know more about placenta. I know more about blood. Because of babies.

0:31.7

Yeah, I would say, but even that bear bear minimum right there.

0:35.7

You don't, did you ever touch the sack of placenta? No, they like, can you?

0:40.4

I mean, I, maybe if you ask, but I don't think so because I think they need it sterile

0:46.0

so they can like do whatever they do with it because they take it. It's like theirs.

0:49.9

Unless you sign like, you get, hey, welcome back to the basement yard. Wait, hold on.

0:54.0

They rob your placenta. Unless you like, you have to like sign like paperwork and stuff for you.

0:59.2

If I fuck, it's my placenta. Well, I got a sign. You got a sign.

1:02.4

Not yours. Physically not yours. I'm saying you me.

1:06.2

No, yeah, I think I, I, I think it's a big topic of contention that's like kind of nuts that

1:11.4

the hospital will take ownership or whatever facility you give birth in of your fucking placenta.

1:17.2

I'll beat the shit out of it though. Your baby sack.

1:19.6

Yeah, I don't have to call it that though.

1:21.6

You, uh, I know there are people and I might know someone that has done this.

1:25.4

I don't want to speak out of line because I'm, I'm starting to not do that today.

1:29.7

Oh, okay. Today is the day I start. Stop.

1:31.7

Yeah, exactly. You never speak out of line. You're always in line.

1:34.7

You can freeze, dry it and put it in like, encapsulate it in pills.

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