#421 There's No Glory Holes For Women with Ian Fidance

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🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Ian Fidance and I took a drive down to New Jersey and talked and laughed about his weird level of sexuality. He’s got some unique views on sex and love and whether or not he’s gay. I assumed he was at least bi but he doesn’t agree.

It’s a fun driving episode that I’m gonna do more of. I think the last one I did like this was with Duncan Trussell talking about Buddhism. Solid way to multitask while putting other drivers and pedestrians in grave danger.

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The Music-

Living Colour - Bi

Glory Hallelujah at Dallas Police Memorial

Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You

Book of Love - Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls

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Transcript

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0:00.0	People want to say homosexuals are the same as like at the same relationships as heterosexuals, but it's like no, because you only have sluts in there.
0:07.6	No, you don't have a fucking lot of sluts in the group.
0:10.6	Glory holds for women.
0:12.0	They don't have glories for women.
0:13.2	Where we go down a lick of lunch box.
0:15.4	Yeah, that's a great, they don't have glories for women.
0:17.8	Women are not getting their clam jam on a lunch break.
0:21.0	Everybody wants you and your buyer.
0:34.0	Everybody wants you.
0:46.0	Oh my god, it's two dogs fucking.
0:53.0	Wait, no, that's not two.
0:55.0	Is that a horse?
0:56.0	It's a dog in a horse.
0:57.0	It's a dog in a horse.
0:59.0	A dog is fucking a horse, everybody.
1:01.0	For the first time, I wish I could get this on camera, but I, I, I, a male dog is fucking a, a fucking female horse.
1:09.0	It's tremendous.
1:11.0	Welcome to R.I.S.S. Capitank, everybody.
1:13.0	My name's R.I.S.S.S.S.
1:14.0	You're a fucking YouTube joke, I guess.
1:18.0	I don't know, I'm out in the fucking mountains and I'm out of a telescope.
1:22.0	Binoculars.
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