420: TWIN PEAKS Season 3...WEIRD!

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Comedy, Tv & Film, Arts

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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0:00.0	This David Lynch, he really knows how to take his sweet time.
0:04.0	It's testing us.
0:10.3	Hello, welcome to Guide to the Unknown. I'm Kristen.
0:13.3	And I'm her little brother, William.
0:15.5	This is the water, and this is the well.
0:18.8	Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the well. Drink full and descend.
0:22.4	The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
0:27.4	Got all that?
0:28.6	Yeah, that is from this show.
0:30.4	Twin Peaks, the Return.
0:31.8	We are talking about the first eight episodes of the third season of Twin Peaks,
0:36.3	which aired 25 years after the first two. How wild is
0:40.6	that? Which, and famously, you know, Laura Palmer had said to Dale Cooper, I'll see you again in
0:46.3	25 years. And then there they were. It did happen. Blue my mind when this happened. Oh, my God.
0:54.5	This was so incredibly huge.
0:57.2	This is a pretty historic, special series.
1:03.3	Yeah.
1:03.9	And this is part of the reason.
1:05.6	I mean, we've talked about Twin Peaks already a lot on the show.
1:08.8	In fact, for folks out there, whoever are of a mind to go back and listen to our
1:12.7	season one, season two, and Firewalk with Me conversations, you can get all of that at
1:16.8	scary fun.
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