420: Road Hand (w/Ana Nicolich!)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Ana from Twinnovation joins us to discuss new dudes, old nudes, and using speakerphone in public.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:06.0	Yo!
0:08.0	Please, to meet you bitch, it's about to get real!
0:15.0	Yeah, Sweeping honey's on my Tinder trying to hit that.
0:18.0	Sweeping money from my parents getting dick cash.
0:20.0	This foul was some nefarious I'm getting whiplash.
0:23.0	I'm too embarrassed to admit I got a dick rash.
0:25.0	All alone wishing someone would sex me.
0:27.0	I'm trying to catch a bone like a piet or Leslie.
0:29.0	I'm looking down the road wonder what is it had me.
0:32.0	I'm searching for advice hoping someone can help me.
0:34.0	Head gums, got that shit I need.
0:36.0	If I were you the show at the soath every week.
0:39.0	Hosted by two acidic bitch strippin' and steas to spend some shitty wisdom pretending they know what it means.
0:44.0	Please, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you now.
0:47.0	Come and listen to it, if I were you the podcast.
0:49.0	If I were you, if I were you, if I were you now.
0:52.0	And he stick a situation, these boys can solve that.
0:54.0	If I were you, if I were you, if I were you now.
0:57.0	And a mere is a chipmunk.
1:02.0	Shut up, man, shut up, oh, fuck you dude.
1:06.0	Oh, right.
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