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Cowboy Boys Podcast

42 - Vampire Racism

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9777 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Shayne wants to discuss religion meanwhile Mac wants to talk about conspiracies, and we find out about Australian cryptids.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

0:33.6

which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

0:43.9

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

0:50.5

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

0:57.5

So you think Bill Gates is a vampire? Is that what you're saying?

1:00.7

What do you think he is?

1:04.6

No.

1:10.7

I think vampires control Really?

1:11.9

The lizards control the tech industry

1:14.4

Whoa

1:15.1

And they hate each other

1:16.9

But they know that they can't like

1:18.8

Have an all-out war because then

1:20.8

Lizards versus vampires

1:22.3

Well then the humans are going to find out

1:24.1

Where to werewolves fall into this

1:25.7

Werewolves are probably up to their own

1:28.0

shit up in the northeast and don't give a shit about anything true hanging out with bigfoot

1:33.0

is big foot a werewolf no but they probably have the same stopping ground cool what do you think

1:41.1

i think bill gates is just a nerdy guy who's out of touch.

1:45.4

Oh, yeah?

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