42 The Anals of Holden Secretween

Twinnovation

Headgum

Comedy, Schemes, Money, Apps, Investing, Jeff Rosenberg, Twins, Inventions, Headgum, Scams, Business, Dave Rosenberg, Twinnovation

4.9 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2016

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Dave is scheduling text messages. Jeff is treating marriage like free agency. Mike is turning a buck on porn. In the second half we continue our adventures reading a chapter of the madcap sci-fi smash The Annals of Holden Secretbees. To close it out The Nation proves their brilliance with some top shelf hustles. This week’s episode is brought to you by Jake and Amir’s Lonely and Horny! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.1	This ain't that long term vision and ambassador.
0:09.0	This is time to get that cake, quaking and sex.
0:11.6	If you're about that, that's money sensation.
0:14.2	It's time to open up your ears for innovation.
0:26.7	What up, what up, what up? It's your boy, Mama Bear, Mike Carnell, the host of the Twin Invasion Podcast, the podcast for all your schemes, dreams, misdemeans, grifts, cons, app ideas, hustles.
0:33.4	Any way you're getting that money, we're here to talk about it. As always, I'm joined by my oldest,
0:39.0	weirdest, and best friends, the. We're here to talk about it. As always, I'm joined by my oldest, weirdest, and best friends.
0:40.9	The identical Rosenberg twins.
0:43.1	To my left, David Rosenberg.
0:44.0	Howdy, folks?
0:45.8	To my right, Jeffrey Rosenberg. Hola, mis amici.
0:47.7	Ooh, Jeffie, looking a little rag.
0:50.5	I'll say David, ragged.
0:51.9	Ragged, yes.
0:52.6	Ragged.
0:53.1	You walked up. You kind of looked like raggedy in, too.
0:55.6	Yeah. It feels like you hurt in a little bit, huh? Yeah, I got a bruised rib. You came up,
1:01.5	when you came to record today, you said, hey, there was a bit of a scuffle on Saturday night
1:07.1	with some Russian men. Yeah, some ruskies. And I think this is a perfect lead-in to this week's beef of the week.
1:14.2	The segment where we call out people who have wronged us.
1:16.4	Jeff, you said there were five Russian men who angered you.
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