What's up, you guys? Welcome to another episode of Just Saying With Justin Martendale. I am Justin Martendale, and I just want to say, right off the bat, the holidays are here. There's no escaping them.

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Yeah, I thought that went really well. That was a good promo. Okay, getting into today's topics. I was cursed and blessed over the weekend by this advertisement that came out featuring the newest darling of Christmas Lindsay Lohan.

We have talked about falling for Christmas on Netflix. We have talked about the Lohanessons on just saying and she has blessed us or cursed us. I can't figure it out yet with this ad for Pepsi Cola in which she mixes Pepsi and milk and calls it pilt.

I know. And I just want you guys to listen to the commercial. She's, she's decked out as like a slutty Miss Santa Claus, which I'm totally here for. So here we go.

Okay, I have a lot of things to unpack here. She says nice with the Pepsi, naughty with the milk, pill, stop trying to make pill cap and it's not going to happen. And then drink sit and says that's one dirty soda.

We're trying it. It was like I picked up a Pepsi from pink dot. I couldn't even tell you the last time I had a Pepsi. What was the last time you had a Pepsi John?

I don't know. I'm not poor. I am not a Pepsi person. Pepsi is for poor people. But it reminds me of that Britney Spears interview from my years ago, which is like Pepsi. I drink Pepsi. I love Pepsi. Now Pepsi just regular Pepsi. I love Pepsi.

What did you see that? Did you see the new documentary? What Pepsi? Where's my jet? It's actually really good. Do you remember the Pepsi points? Pepsi points? Yeah. And I used to be able to like Marbara. You used to be able to collect the points from the Pepsi. Yeah. Pepsi and Marlboro go well together. I mean, it's all trash. But you used to be able to cash in the Pepsi points for merch. So the commercial. It showed, hey, like it would show a cool guy walking around. It would be like T shirt. 3000 points.

I remember that. So the end of the commercial, he lands at his school in a fighter jet. And it says fighter jet seven million points. Well, of course, some asshole was like, well, I'm going to call your bluff and try to get a fighter jet out of Pepsi and found a way to get seven million points and raise the money to get the points for the fighter jet advertised in the commercial. It's an interesting documentary on a lot of people think we've gotten stupider since the 90s.

Not we adjust as terrible then too. Yeah, I mean, that was pretty smart for back then. What is this on Netflix? It's actually it's where's my jet? Yeah, it's I think two or three episodes. I fell asleep during the third one yesterday, but it was pretty good. Pepsi. Where's my jet is the dude? Where's my car of sodas? Yeah, basically, that's it. Okay. So here we go. We're going to pour the Pepsi in. Nice. I love this. She just God. I just love her. She just sounds like an ash tray.

For those of you who aren't aware, we just built this new studio that Justin's about to shit his pants in. Yeah, I can't wait. Yeah, full on holiday area.

Holiday squirt's over here. The worst of the areas. Yeah, no, and then you should have seen the guy at the pink dot when I bought I bought vitamin D milk. What?

I don't even know what that is. I couldn't even tell you the last time I actually had milk. So yeah, I drink oat milk or almond milk.

And I was like, this is just full. Well, God, this is me fucking sick. Okay.

Was that a lot of milk? Okay. I don't like the way I don't like the way it's looking already. Okay.

Well, here's the thing before I drink this. To me, this is like a root beer float. Like in Texas, we grew up, we had like root beer flows,

which is just vanilla ice cream and root beer. And it was fine. So I'm like, how bad can milk and Pepsi be? Oh, it's going to be okay.

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