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unleashed. And I have got, do you think I'm funny? I think I'm fucking funny. But I've got the funniest

waller. The fucking hilarious waller. the shit talking dry humor, don't give a fuck, Hannah Waller Waller. How you doing? I'm all right. You're Hannah Waller Waller. That's how I pronounced you. Why? Sounded good. Hannah Waller, Waller. Because you probably don't even remember my middle name. I do. What is it? Talise. See, motherfucker? What's my birthday? When's my birthday? 1027.98. You literally did the math in your head because you knew I was. Motherfucker, I know your birthday. Okay. It's a day I'll remember to change my life forever. You literally forgot it like three weeks. No, I had to be an adult. I said the wrong year, dude. 99. I said 97. I said 1027 97. Why are you a dick? Why are you a dick? I'm not a dick. I'm honest. Okay. How does this work? You can ask you questions? Well, look, you were on my show, what, two years ago? Yeah. And you talked about shitting your pants. Yeah. I did. And now you're working on some skits to do stand-up comedy. Yeah. You're a funny fucking person, dude. Like all my kids have attributes to yours as humor. You're a funny person. I mean, you're not kind. You're an asshole. You're rude. You are condescending. You're a compulsive fucking liar. I'm a pathological liar. You're right. There's a difference. What is the difference? Pathological means that there's a reason for the lie. Like there's a path that leads you. Did you get that from your counselor? Because I know you didn't make that shit up. Yeah. She is actually clinically diagnosed. Oh. Yeah. Oh. What would I be? Just an honest aide? Narcist. Assholes. Okay. So listen, I've had this conversation with your mom and with McKenzie. Yeah. I got to hear this. You think all of us are narcissists?

I think that you are. That's not what I asked you. I said, are all of us narcissists? In our own way, but you are. Okay, motherfucker. Let me ask you again. If all of us are narcissists, what's the ranking of worst narcissist, the least worst narcissist? It's going to be you. I'm one. Okay.

And then McKenzie.

Okay.

And then McKenzie. Okay. And then

probably me. Okay. And then Christian. Okay. And then London. Where's your mom? Well, mom's probably

the last. Wow. You always give your mom a lot of credit. You know, so let me break it down for you.

Kinsey ranked it this way.

Me first.

Yeah.

Her second.

You third.

Yeah.

That's literally what I'm.

Your mom fourth.

Okay.

Christian fifth, London last.

And then your mom ranked it, me first.

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