42: Counting in Quarter Miles
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2023
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
The way you have been thinking about time and space is limited and wrong. Reject Metric and Imperial and instead adopt the Fast and Furious System, where everything is measured in terms of quarter-miles. And if you’re having trouble figuring out the timeline of the Fast franchise, simply apply Justin Lin’s patented Ca-Lin-Duh system. Getting into the finer details of Tokyo Drift for their final watch of the Han-led outing, the boys also wonder whether Sean is so fearless because of a devil-may-care, cowboy attitude or if he quite simply does not understand what is happening around him.
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| 1:01.0 | 1. 1. |
| 1:02.0 | 1 2 3. Uno doss tress quattro yes this is how we count in Spanish and that's how they count at the end of |
| 1:09.9 | this is how you count if you're Dominic Torito. Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. |
| 1:14.2 | Does Dominic Torito count? |
| 1:16.2 | I'm... |
| 1:17.2 | He understands... |
| 1:18.2 | So what? |
| 1:19.2 | Just does he count at all? |
| 1:20.2 | He understands fractions, because he... He is a big fan of the quarter mile. |
| 1:25.2 | True. Loves miles. Does he know? Yeah I guess he knows about miles because he's raised the Cuban |
| 1:31.3 | mile. I think he doesn't I think he doesn't understand traditional numbers. |
| 1:36.0 | I think he only understands abstractions as they relate to street racing. |
| 1:41.0 | I don't think he knows what it doesn't is. |
| 1:42.0 | I think he knows what a baker's doesn't is. I don't think he knows what it doesn't is. I don't think he knows where it comes from. |
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