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That was gold. I don't care what time of the year is. Super Bowl week, that's gold right there. What's up, Chris Sims' Unbuttoned podcast. That's my man, Pauly Burrmeister. We're here today. It's quarterback rankings time. Oh, gosh, I got the internet on fire. They're mad at Chris. I got some people defending to me. But either way, we'll get into that. It's a slow time of the year. Yes, it is. Right? I mean, there's not a ton of, like, recent, like news right now. It's hard to have news in the NFL. Not a ton is there any. Not one team is actually in their facility at this time, and most of them are out having

barbecues and enjoying vacation. have news in the NFL. Not a ton is there any. Not one team is actually in their facility at this time,

and most of them are out having barbecues and enjoying vacation. But we got a few things to keep things interesting. I think we got a few good conversations set up for the show today. I have taken a peek at your list that you're presenting today, the portion of it 10 through 7. I think we've got some real good Good, good.

Conversations.

Great.

I figured we would, and I know 9 and 10, which I've let out.

I'm not going to say it here on the pod, but I let out on pro football talk today, and I know they've already started gaining some traction out there. Certain Hall of Fame quarterback is disagreeing with me. You told me that. I know. How dare, right? I mean, I mean, you grew up by him. Don't you know some people? Can you tell him to shut up?

You can't you tell him to shut up? You told me that. I know. How dare. Right. I mean, you grew up by him.

Don't you know some people? Can you tell him to shut up? You can get him on the phone? You get him on the phone call? Hey, I do respect Kurt Warner's opinion, certainly. And we'll discuss why we disagree as we go on here. But then I know we're going to hit on a few other things, right? I know I want to talk a little bit about the Michael Thomas, New Orleans Saints conversation.

We had a little debate the other day on PFT about toughest quarterbacks in football, which they're all tough. I think that's the thing we get to start with. I mean, yes, it's really about, you know, the interesting thing would be to make a list of the quarterbacks that we don't actually think are tough, right?

Which I don't want to go there today. But quarterbacks for the most part, yes, they're diva-ish and we all look at them and a lot of them are handsome and you think, oh gosh, how tough can a guy like that be, he plays quarterback. And the quarterbacks I was always around were tough as hell. saying that they were the kind of was like, you know, beat your ass in a bar fight, but could take a pounding physically tough that way. Mentally,

mentally extremely, exactly. Those areas is where I think quarterback toughness really kind of exudes itself.

It's not a collision position so it doesn't jump out to people and they're portrayed as you pointed out as the pretty

boys a lot of times but you get into a season and you know what more than I do because you have

more relationships but the things these guys play with and play through at that position and the way

they get themselves out on the field that they don't really want people to know but to your

point of that there aren't that many who aren't tough yeah Yeah. It's really a short list because if you're starting in October, November, you're playing with some things that if the general public knew, they'd be like, whoa. Right. Well, and, you know, think about it just for all those out there. You're playing quarterback in the NFL. And like you said, we're not, we're not like collision guys. We're not there like, oh, yeah, we're tough. I can take Ray Lewis in the hole. And like you said, we're not like collision guys. We're not there like,

oh, yeah, we're tough. I can take Ray Lewis in the hole. No, Ray Lewis is going to run over every

quarterback in football except for maybe Cam Newton. All right. So other than that, but where the

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