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The Betchelor

#42 Bachelor Finale: Hannah B. Is Already Annoying Ft. Nick Viall

The Betchelor

Betches

Tv Reviews, Tv & Film, After Shows

3.75.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Kay and Derek are back and talking about the finale to Colton’s season of The Bachelor. They start by recapping the insane Betches watch party in New York City. At 4:45 they dive into the aftermath of Colton’s fence jump and everything that followed. Who is Chris Harrison talking to on his burner phone when Colton goes missing? They talk about Tayshia handling the breakup so well, Hannah G not even getting a final date and Colton’s new haircut. They share their thoughts on whether or not Colton trapped Cassie, then finish the finale recap with a reaction to Hannah B getting named the next Bachelorette. Is everyone already getting tired of her lack of personality? At 41:40 we hear the live #BetchelorNation finale pre-show. Nick Viall joins them onstage to talk about this season and discuss life after The Bachelor. Then Connor Obrochta and Jordan Kimball stop by to close out the show with a Bachelor BFF Dating Game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the final Vatular podcast of this season of the season. I know not the fine. Oh my gosh. The lights are turning off.

0:13.2

That was so perfect timing. Very dramatic. The most dramatic podcast recording you guys can't see and don't care, but it was like the lights in the room that were in. It's like this on this automated timer.

0:24.8

And they literally turned off. So we're recording this with only the light of our logo on a TV screen right now. Okay, so welcome to the Vatular podcast. If you're if our voice is on a little rasp it is because we had our live show last night, which was unbelievable.

0:41.4

It was insane. I thought like when we started this, I thought maybe like 50 people would come.

0:45.8

We had 400 psycho women with the same obsession as us in the same room watching this TV show and it was so cool. You know how there's like the big screen TVs that they use for like football games and stuff like that. We made this the bachelor football game like that mean that we posted where everybody was like standing around. Oh yeah, cheering.

1:08.4

So last night, we had a bunch of guests with us. We recorded this podcast live at Slate in New York and it was sponsored by our new dating app ship, which was so cool.

1:20.4

But we had Connor Brock to there. We had Nick Viall there. We had Jordan Kimball there. We were there. We were there celebrities. You know, but we have all these women there. And then also Ryan Peterson was there.

1:36.4

If you guys remember Becca season, he was the guy with the banjo very like low key, but so sweet. He's like one of my favorite bachelor people. It's like so unassuming. He just like smiled the whole time. Love him. He's great. But he said he's last night. He came to the party. And he was like, I feel like this is like the Super Bowl for women. Yes.

1:57.4

And I was like, absolutely. This is the this is the mecca. Like this is where you want to be when you're watching the bachelor for sure. I actually sought out those guys that were in the room to be like, thank you for coming.

2:09.4

Yeah, like way to way to go. Way to go be a good boyfriend, whatever. And there was like two of them were like, Oh, no, I made my girlfriend come here. Like, oh yeah, no, there are. So we've gotten DMs and stuff. I'll get DMs from random guys. Like on the bachelor podcast being like, love this podcast.

2:26.4

And like these are the national treasure guys. Like these are the guys that get you a guy who listens to the bachelor's podcast and just watches the match.

2:35.4

But listen to the bachelor podcast. Okay. So what we're going to do today is we're going to recap both parts of the finale. We have obviously it was two long days going all the way back to post fence jump.

2:47.4

And then all the way to finding out who the next bachelor at is. And at the end of the show, make sure you stay tuned because we do have a recording of our whole live show last night. And with interviews with Nick Viall, Connor and Jordan.

3:02.4

It's not two separate episodes. It's all crunch together.

3:05.4

Yeah, it's all put into one. So make sure you stay tuned for that because those we played a really fun game with everybody.

3:12.4

Yeah. Okay. So. Okay. So I feel like this these episodes were was like Cassie's break up with your girlfriends. I'm bored moment because I mean essentially like the whole first day is bouncing back and forth between like Chris doing the live show with which by the way I always love Chris's live shows.

3:33.4

Oh, yeah. He has this is where Chris like really shines and it's why we miss him when he's gone off the episode for like two like he was all season. He just wasn't even there.

3:43.4

And I didn't realize I missed Chris until he was gone until you see him in these live shows, right? Yeah. Just his like snarky little things.

3:51.4

But snarky, but sometimes which I'll get to later, but there are points when I'm like, why are you saying like he can't believe like I can't fathom that he believes the things that are coming out of his mouth.

4:02.4

Totally. You know, there is like there's an earpiece in his ear. Oh, I see it. Yeah. So I've been looking for that. He's like talking directly to like the government like about what's supposed to be happening.

4:14.4

He's a secret service is like, oh, no, but they're definitely like feeding him some thoughts and a couple of them he does. He does. It's like it says live, but it's like sort of live. It's probably like 30 seconds. No, it's like it's like it's like 10 minutes.

4:29.4

Is it time for the coughs just for editing or something just in case something happens.

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