It's never a good time if you piss your pants, unless you're a baby or senile.

You tell your beer master that you love money so you don't have to pay her.

Rather just should a kind of better deal for your master.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave.

I think I scared Lady at the pharmacy today.

Last week I went in, she works there, she's an old lady like old dare I guess, like mid 60s.

Unless we got a shirt on that I've worn on, that I wore on CompoCman it's a TV, it's a 666 on it and has like some to 7 Deadly Sins.

And when she saw it like I saw her face change.

She's a godfaring woman maybe.

Not maybe, she let me know immediately that she's like oh 666 I don't like that.

And I was like no why not she's like oh it's just that's bad news.

Why are you wearing that?

And I said well it's not really about devil.

It's about TV being evil and causing all these, these sins.

And she really want to hear that explanation.

She was like okay.

That was your fork tongue talking.

She knew that Satan had you and was just telling her trying to convince her that it was harmless.

I saw it outside the pharmacy, it was up in a tree.

No but then I saw again and she's like you know ever since I saw you with that shirt on.

She's like that number keeps coming up as if like I had done something to cause it.

She's like I saw it on the register the other day.

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