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Number one thing, don't take advice from some asshole on the radio.

I've got thehtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,

exacerbating my incredible woes.

I want to take my brain out

and blasted with the wave,

an ultrasonic, agographic, and a pulsating shave,

I want a magic pill

for my ailments, the health equivalent

to citizen cane, and if I don't

get it now in the tablet,

I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

I want to requiem for my disease,

so I'm aging Dr. Steve.

It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio.

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