Oh yeah, on today's episode we are profiling and projecting Albert Tinn Ararach

this Chapman Dela Cruz. He is from Whole Gwynne Province. Where the Dela Cruz come from?

Cuba. I don't know, that's what it says on a... it's Wikipedia. Oh nice, doesn't have that

on baseball reference. Catch up baseball reference. Albert Tinn Ararachachatman Dela Cruz.

It's got Albert Tinn, it doesn't have the Dela Cruz over here. The Cuban Missile.

Yeah. The Cuban Flamethrower. Scary, chappy. Yeah, they also have the Cuban

Flamethrower on here as a nickname. It's like, nah. Definitely something. Definitely not

anything. Career highlights and awards. Six-time All-Star. All M-B-A-L-L-L-L-B-S. Second

team. What is that? I'm going to click the link to that because I don't know what that is.

World Series Champion. A-L Reliever of the Year. M-L-B's 2010s all-decade first team. These

aren't real things. The All-M-L-B team is an annual M-L-B honor given to the best players across

both leagues at each position during the season. So the players are on this? No. Determined by a fan

vote in a panel consisting of media members, former players, and baseball fish. Does anyone

know this exists? It's a thing. I think it's pretty new. Oh, okay. Yes. 2019's first season.

Yeah. Okay, I don't feel dumb anymore. You're good. Don't feel dumb. And I don't feel dumb for

baseball because I was like, have you been giving out an award that nobody knows about? No.

Oh, okay. The four closures from last season are all this Chapman, Liam Hendrix, Josh Hayder,

Kirby Yates. Good job, guys. Really good job. He was the only Yankee to be put onto the All-M-L-B

team. So we're happy for him. Congrats. Yes. Like many other guys in the bullpen Jake. Yes.

Chappie was nasty last year. It a really good year. He had a really good year.

57 and it's pitched. Wow. 60 games, 53 games finished. Interesting.

85 strikeouts. I mean, he's incredible. There's not many dudes wired like him in the league.

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