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The Golden Ratio Podcast

418. Schnitzel

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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418. Schnitzel by The Golden Ratio

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0:00.0

Hi everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Chen, G.R. Mom, joined over distance by G.R. Dad.

0:15.6

Yes, hello. How you doing, G.R. Dad? Pretty good. I'm in your professional setup. I have a microphone on a stand now. Even over distance. It looks good. Yeah, it feels pretty cool. I don't know if it's going to help me, you know, be better quality, but... You're always high quality, baby. Yeah, you think. I was going to go the other way, actually. You know, there's a space heater in the office up there in case it's chilly?

0:40.3

I'm sweating. I am having performance-related sweat. It's hard.

0:46.7

God, sorry about that. What if I screw up? What if I say something about a dog that's wrong? What if I call a dog by the wrong name?

0:53.7

We can always edit it. Can you imagine that I would do such a thing? Never. That would never happen. I know, right? I know. So it's going to be because of the internet. It's going to be because of the transmission. The kind of delivery this week is the Walk of Fame. Ooh. Walk of fame.

1:11.1

It is overproof Jamaican rum, apparel, yellow chartreuse, pineapple liqueur, lime juice, angostora bitters, and your favorite saline solution.

1:23.9

That seems unnecessary.

1:25.2

I feel like we've done this.

1:26.5

I don't care.

1:26.8

Do you just sprinkle, do you just, you know, sprinkle it over there? Three drops of saline solution. I put more in my eyeball. That's right. Come on. Well, there you go. I like apparel. I like rum. The drink sounds awesome. It sounds really good, right? Do you really think it makes a difference if there's saline?

1:47.9

Well, when you're back, I'll make it and I'll make one with the three drops and one

1:51.8

without.

1:54.3

Okay.

1:54.8

I can compare.

1:55.7

I'm in.

1:56.5

I'm in.

1:57.1

I think it's a good idea.

1:58.0

I'm a taste explosion.

2:02.7

I like the idea of all the other stuff.

2:03.7

That sounds pretty good.

2:05.1

Yeah, that does seem good.

2:07.7

What's the yellow stuff?

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