Up dog fella? You know I have one rule to live by, right?

What? Like don't get fancy when the game's on the line? Or how about you don't touch the cup before you win it?

Uh, maybe always bring your own tape fella? I don't know. You tell me. Nope. I mean, yes, but those are not the rules.

Always drink your Jagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Really

everything else? Everything else. Like wearing your clean underwear every day? Personal decision.

Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Always buy shots for the fellas.

Okay. Maybe there are two rules. But the one that I 100% insist on, drink your Jagermeister ice cold or you don't drink it at

all, fella. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. Ups. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly.

Yagermeister liqueur 35% alcohol by volume imported by Nassiegermeister USA, White Plains, New York.

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Raise the sales. Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over.

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