418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis

No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 18 March 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode.
0:17.7	A no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Dublin.
0:25.4	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Tishinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray
0:35.7	and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:41.6	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
0:48.6	Starting with fact number one and that is my fact.
0:52.2	My fact this week is that there is a town in Russia that hosts an annual festival to celebrate
0:58.6	mosquitoes.
1:00.2	The main event is the most delicious competition in which girls compete to see how many times
1:06.2	they can get bitten by a mosquito after standing around for 20 minutes.
1:10.2	Now I should say it's not one mosquito that's in the fighting.
1:15.6	In actual fact sometimes it's no mosquitoes.
1:18.7	So in 2014 this was the second version of this festival.
1:23.4	They did it next to the city pond but it was so cold that all the mosquitoes died.
1:27.7	And so it was a no scar draw in the end.
1:32.3	Everyone got no bites.
1:33.4	Oh well there you go.
1:34.4	Can you lure mosquitoes to you?
1:37.3	No.
1:38.3	There are kind of strict rules about this.
1:39.9	So this is in Berezniki which is in the Ural Mountains, this is in Russia and you would
1:45.4	send out these girls with their parents into a forest and they would go picking berries.
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