Oh, golly.

Mm-hmm.

Well, gee.

Because golly is an understatement.

Yeah.

But I'm trying to keep it clean.

Hello, welcome to Guides the Unknown.

I'm Kristen.

And I'm her little brother, William.

And we are back to exploring some haunted places. So we were talking about Indiana this time. That's right. Erie Indiana. Mm-hmm. Back to exploring some haunted places. Did I say it like that? A little bit, like a tinge. I'm, obviously I dialed it up, but there was like a touch of that in there. That was odd. Sound like Gina from Real Housewives of OC, if anybody knows what I'm talking about.

Someone knows. Don't you worry about it. Oh, tons of people know. I'm the weird one for not knowing. I wouldn't call it weird, but... I don't know. All that stuff is very popular, as we will cover shortly. Yeah, by the way, just so you know, next week is my birthday. And so we will be doing my episode. And we're going to be talking about we'll just place a crown on my head. That's for next week, actually. Yeah, take that off. Next week, we're going to be covering two episodes of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, just in case anybody who also wants to watch these and get up on it. We're going to be talking about season two, episode 10. That's the episode where Jen Shaw gets arrested. And then season four, episode 16. I don't even want to reveal just in case. It's called mysteries revealed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, yeah, there's a big spoiler in there, so it's worth watching. Yeah. But so that's next week.

Yes, yes.

Just because we accidentally, I brought up the Real Housewives. Well, why not? We may as well talk about the future. We're a podcast. Sure, sure. We want to let people out there a plan. In two weeks, we're going to be talking about the first eight episodes of Twin Peaks season three. Yeah.

So if you want to prep those as well, you've got two weeks for that.

There's a little homework.

And then for next week, two episodes of Real House. Peak season three. Yeah. So if you want to prep those as well, you've got two weeks for that.

Mm-hmm. There's a little homework. And then for next week, two episodes of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

That's right. There you go. What a diverse portfolio. I know. Next week, watch Real House of Salt Lake City.

The week after that, watch Twin Peaks the return. Variety is the spice of life. That's right. Real Housewives is the paprika of crap.

But of course, yes, today we are here to talk about Indiana. As you said, Erie Indiana, did you ever watch that show? No, I was very aware of the show. It seems weird, perhaps, that I didn't even look into it at all. Not that I've said it.

Yes, same.

But yeah, Erie, Indiana, I was aware of, and I'm going to be totally talking out of my hat.

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