All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what, even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it, distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's going on ghosts and goblins out there? I hope you all guys all have a good Halloween like I will and eat as much candy as I'm going to do my favorite holiday of the year. But don't let your kids eat any of that trick or treat candy because of course it's lace with PCP and LSD and edible marijuana. So don't do that.

I'll tell you something to do is come see the bad Christian podcast and Emory as well as he is legend vocal few and Tyson Mottsenbacher. We're going to be on tour soon. We're going to be on the east coast. We're going to start in Nashville and it's coming up very very soon. I'm going to tell you the dates and I want you to get your tickets now. Please don't wait till the end. Now's the time to buy your tickets right now. So that's November 8th in Nashville. The ninth in Greensboro, the 10th in Lynchburg, the 11th in T-Nac New Jersey.

The 13th in Philadelphia, the 14th in Brooklyn, the 15th in Pittsburgh, the 16th in Akron, Ohio, and the 17th Louisville, Kentucky. We'll see you guys really soon. And by the way, Emory is going to play a bunch of new songs. So if you're interested in our new material and you like it, treat for you. Go to EmoryMusic.com or BCRoadShow.com to get those tickets.

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So if you've never done all, then you're extra virgin. No, bro, it's my plan. I've been showing you my dad, my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest than that.

I set a three to one. Let me tell you about that ass. And I'm talking about my own ass in the first 30 seconds of the show.

Oh, it's the bad.

Time to get nasty Toby. Come on. Continue it. Well, my question is, ass is that still a cuss word? No. Wait. That's not even a cuss word anymore. It just is. Right.

All right. Ass isn't a cuss word. It's very subjective. Much like fuck.

There's similar to fuck. It's not a cuss word. Right. Much like those two of you were the right. Those two now wouldn't say the S word. You wouldn't catch me saying the S word.

But ass and fuck or fuck ass. However you want to put clean is the day I was born. Every now and then you just have to do some fall cleaning of our listeners. You're right. You just bust right on.

If you're trying to destroy our show again over time and you had to then amount once in a while. We've got that. And by conservators, I mean, you know, uptight people not. However, what you feel about economic policy.

That's what talking, I mean, talking about conservators and stuff. That's what always gets me and I don't know how to handle it with the people like with our album cover with Emory, which that's coming out very soon. Make sure that it's the pre-order.

Like another week and people still get it. You can get it now. What's crazy is the people love this record. It is that crazy.

I want to talk a little bit. I'm just trying to be humble. I know of you amazing. I can say the music is it's it's probably going to be my second favorite album of y'all's of all time. But I wanted to know after walls.

People call our first.

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