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Hello Bugleers, welcome to the Bugle Live online parts of the Unmute Podcast Festival.

How are you all? Good, we can't hear you, so I assume you just all responded.

We are at Best Atticure, it is the year 2020 after all.

Internship just some breaking news coming through. The bookies are already paying out

on 2020 winning rubbishest year of the decade award.

And still nine years and two months to go and at least four of those years could be under President Ivanka Trump.

So that shows you what a terrible year.

It's been I am Andy Zoltzman if you haven't met me before. It's 24th of October 2020 this show will also

double up as Bugle issue 4171. I hope if any of you unfamiliar with the Bugle, what are you doing here?

Welcome to those of you who've heard it before. We are up against strictly come dancing. I realise that.

I've been told that, relived personally. I'm not a fan of, I'd rather watch a coupe of Mogodon drug pigeons do their annual accounts than watch strictly come dancing.

I've watched a slab of concrete interview a plank of wood about its hopes and ambition. Actually that might be quite a good show.

The point is I don't really understand ballroom dance. I don't see why you'd want to do something like that without incorporating a ball or a goal or a bat or a fight.

It doesn't really make sense to me as far as I can see it. Ballroom dance gives essentially rugby for the woke and I don't approve of it.

The disappointment this year in Britain is that for the first time there's a same sex couple on strictly Nicola Adams Olympic Champion boxer and woman.

It's going to be dancing with, wait for it, another woman. Now this is rocked British society to its foundation skeptics saying where will it end?

Well it'll probably end with a more tolerant and open minded society. But what if it doesn't end there? Says Britain. What if it ends with compulsory homosexuality classes in all schools?

But it will almost certainly not go quite that far. So anyway, thank you for not watching the social revolution that is unfolding on strictly.

And instead coming to the bugle for those of you unfamiliar with it, the bugle is so called because it's a cross between doogle the dog character from the hit Children's TV series The Magic Roundabout and The Bible.

That's where the name comes from. But anyway, joining me for this special live show and it's great pleasure to be part of the unmute festival.

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