Today is March 16th and the Yankees are still not playing any baseball. Neither is anyone else, not even kids outside.

So let's do it. Let's get into it. Let's talk. Yay!

It's time for talking yanks. Talking yanks with old John Boy.

John Boy Jake. Talking yanks with old John Boy.

John Boy Jake.

And Lindsay, what's up everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Talking Yanks.

My name is John Boy and sit next to me as my best friend and co-host, Talking Jack.

We're going to have a rad episode today. Yeah. Tough opener.

Tough opener. You touched me. Times are tough. You gave me the virus. Times are tough.

If Jake goes down, I will go down as well, producer Big Baby David, because we are in a like eight by eight room. Trapped in a box.

Trapped in a box, making content. Everyone be safe. Everyone else be safe.

Welcome. Welcome to Talking Yanks. We are, I don't know, excited is the wrong word.

He is going to say we're excited to get going, but like things are bad man.

baseball is going to get pushed back. You know what is good?

We got some new patrons. Patrons. Thanks Patrons. Russell Schumacher.

Yes. Anthony Dyke. Thank Andrew Mendes.

And Autumn Sharp. Autumn was there talking baseball as well.

Yeah, autumn's all over today. Thank you very much. Autumn. Very pretty name.

I like that name. We're going to be putting out a lot of Patreon stuff.

And so if you've been waiting to give $2 a month to two losers during a pandemic, now's the time.

Wow, using coronavirus to get $2. Now's the time. Now's the time.

How's the time? Jake did an AMA for the Patreon people.

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