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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

#417 - Sebastian Maniscalco

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian Maniscalco, comedian whose new Showtime comedy special "Why Would You Do That?" premieres Saturday, October 1 at 10pm., joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!

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Recorded live on 09/28/2016.


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0:00.0

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0:06.4

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0:17.7

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0:20.9

I just got one I'm gonna set it up this weekend

0:23.4

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0:28.8

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0:33.1

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0:38.2

But they have amazing optimization products like alpha brain new mood troop tech immune and troop tech sport

0:47.4

Oh shit, that's it. Oh

0:52.8

Shit

0:59.0

Beautiful day to be alive cock suckers the church of what's happened now Wednesday September 28

1:11.2

Lisa yet my little brother Sebastian and a scalpel

1:16.9

And your uncle Joey talk suckers oh

1:29.2

I

1:35.2

You kidding me or fucking what give me those pills. I don't give a fuck give me the gas mask

1:51.8

Sebastian caught that one late

1:58.6

What's going on my brother Lisa? I what's going on buddy? What's up? Nothing?

2:02.7

That's nice to hear that song. I did a my ice cream social when I was growing up in fifth grade

2:08.6

I did a Michael Jackson dance routine with the whole thing the hat the glove come out to that and then middle of the gymnasium and

2:18.2

Did a full routine people go fucking nuts at that time

2:23.0

It was what 1982 I think it was and then right after me was a bunch of break dancers with parachute pants and the whole deal with the zippers and

2:33.1

That's that's and I did it at the goddamn comedy jam

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