417. Kings of King: Children Of The Corn

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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That’s right! It’s the KOK COC episode! So let’s talk about some murderous kids! Abe and Mike discuss King’s relationship with religious tales, the cult-y love for this film, the numerous sequels it birthed, and it’s rank along other King tales. Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	Steeve, Keeve, Steeve, Keeve.
0:27.2	Don't let your memory die, children of the corn, heroes of the morn.
0:36.2	And as your life passes by, remember how it feels to be children of the corn.
0:49.2	What?
0:50.2	Beautiful. Absolutely breathtaking.
0:53.2	If anyone can identify and Twitter me, what that was a song parody of, I'll something
1:03.2	will happen. I'll have to arrange some kind of prize, because I mean without Googling it,
1:07.2	which I have no way of enforcing. But that's probably the most obscure starting song we've
1:12.2	had here on Kings of King. But that is a little tradition we sometimes do when we remember
1:18.2	we insert the name of the movie we're covering into song lyrics. I'm Michael Swayne here
1:23.2	with A. Beppers and we're talking children of the corn. Hey, hey, how you doing? Everything's
1:28.2	here for you, man. It's just we're all here for you. That's the whole thing. What does that
1:32.2	mean? Am I making that seem that way? Am I throwing my weight around? No, I'm just being
1:38.2	a dick. But yeah, no, it's just like I don't know the song. But I mean, I think you probably
1:44.2	do that. Oh, you mean, well, yes, I revel in my eclectic taste. That's true. And everyone
1:49.2	just has to come along and be like, roll your eyes. All right, grandpa's making reference
1:54.2	to something that no one knows. Are you malachying me right now? Yeah, a little bit. I wish
2:02.2	that was 24 at the time of this taping. All right, let's get into it. Children of the corn,
2:07.2	the year is 1984. And we are your kings of king. It's good to be back. Yeah, as promised
2:15.2	children of the corn. Have you seen this before or had familiarity with children of the corn?
2:21.2	I actually had no like I seen that it was a franchise. I knew the covers, but I had not
2:28.7	actually ever seen any children of the corns. Same. And I actually thought that it was
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