414. Shooting Threes: 50 Shades Freed

Small Beans

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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We wrap up our first trilogy with the third installment of the 50 shades films. Listen as Sarah and Bridgett discuss how these movies are not actually stories but just series of things that happen, how communication would solve all of the protagonists’ problems in their relationship, and how Christian’s numerous red flags seem to be buried by Ana’s inability to see them! Next month, we’ll start diving into our next trilogy. Bridgett goes over it at the end of the podcast. Please comment below your feelings on the next group of films! Is Jaws a trilogy? Is Jaws 3-D canon? These are good questions you should have opinions about. So type em, what’s your problem? Features: Sarah Griffith: https://twitter.com/sk_griffith Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweets Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	We're shooting three's just SMB. We're gonna watch and review film trilogies. It's off the
0:12.6	laughs. So just sit back. We're gonna drop Pelodons on this podcast. Welcome to shooting
0:18.8	three's, you little slut. Yeah, that's right. For the next two hours, you're gonna do
0:25.4	hours. Yeah, you're gonna do everything that we say and you're gonna sit there and you're
0:29.4	gonna listen like a good little slut. You understand. I hate this. I'm your dumb Sarah Griffith.
0:35.0	You know, Bridget, go ahead. I'm so deeply uncomfortable. Anyway, I'm Bridget and one, two
0:41.4	hours. You're setting a tone. The movie isn't even two hours long. I just have so much to say.
0:48.4	I'm afraid. Yeah. Let's shoot for under that. But we'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
0:55.0	I'm not gonna. We'll see. Unlike Christian Graham. I'm not gonna put any restraints on
0:59.0	us. Oh, Bridget. Stop. I'm so funny. You're so bad. Thank you. Well, we have reached
1:06.5	the climax of the 50 shades. We are a cheat today. Well, we did. Okay. So we literally
1:14.6	just watched the movie. So I kind of don't know which way is up. So many things have happened.
1:19.9	It was a disorientating movie. There were so many things that happened. None of my
1:24.9	sense to discuss. Let's just dive in. Okay. So it starts with them getting married. Yeah,
1:30.4	the wedding. Honestly, the first seven minutes of this film, I was like, no, this is kind
1:37.1	of nice. Yeah, they're like jet setting around. They're honeymoon in Paris. The montage
1:41.8	thing of it all is very lovely. This movie loves a montage. I mean, this series loves a
1:47.2	montage. Let's say it. Everybody's looking great and rich. The clothing is beautiful.
1:53.2	The landscapes are beautiful. And then we get to them on their honeymoon and where the
2:00.4	train just jumps right off the tracks is there's a scene where anesthesia is putting sunscreen
2:07.5	on her back. They're at a topless beach. I mean, they're in Europe. So seemingly all
2:11.0	makes their topless. They're like the background is topless. Literally background is topless.
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