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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In this episode we discuss wedding speeches, popping videos, and the perfect text.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.0	We just have an thought of intro music yet and we wanted to get the show on as fast as possible.
0:11.0	So yeah for now we're gonna be, I'll be trying out a different intro song every single week and tell you guys hate me enough that you can send in some of the music you need to send.
0:21.0	So this is the first and only advice pod.
0:27.0	I'm sure we're starting to stop bucks. I've got a bounce. Seem a coat of the nod box. Hop and dance.
0:33.0	Run out from stinky noodles. They went hand-tied. Wanna slap you on the buns like a cheeseburger.
0:38.0	I'll put you mine at ease while I seize the cheese. Then I'll take Tuzel Ricky Vivian.
0:43.0	I put it to YouTube and DVD. Swap it right on Tinder trying to find my queens.
0:48.0	I'm an optimist using communism. Grab my things I'm living with but I isn't.
0:53.0	Best believe I'm texting bitches when they ask to send them pictures. Zero to DS and then fast back.
0:58.0	Then I get a text from my kick-ass dad. Say if I were you. Yeah if I were you.
1:06.0	Yeah if I were you I wouldn't do that. Yeah if I were you. Yeah if I were you I wouldn't do that.
1:15.0	Yeah yeah yeah you probably start doing that.
1:20.0	Yeah if I were you.
1:25.0	Yeah can you tell where he's from? The mean streets of London make.
1:30.0	Close Brisbane Australia. Close enough my.
1:33.0	Brisbane is brother. I will perform this live for you he says if we come back to Brisbane.
1:39.0	I'm trying to go to Australia so badly. Love that country.
1:45.0	That was D Heazy and if we want to plug a soundcloud it's soundcloud.com slash D Heazy.
1:52.0	D Heazy. He just hit 9,000 plays and would love to make it 10K.
1:56.0	Check out soundcloud.com slash D Heazy for a nice Aussie rapper.
2:02.0	It's the least you guys can do if you haven't given to the Australian brushed buyers like I'm freaking asked you to.
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