What is up guys it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realist say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome the mother fucking reality guys.

Today it's been a man. It's been a man we're working on a few things over here but I am pleased to announce that today we have Andy and DJ crews the mother fucking internet and that's what we're gonna do we're gonna cruise it.

So if this your first time listening to the show welcome this is CTI this is cruise the internet it is exactly what it sounds like it is we cruise the internet we have a screen here in the studio.

We put up three topics we make fun of them we talk about what truth there may or may not be and then we talk about how we the people are the actual solution of these problems.

When we do so with a sense of humor you can't take a joke the fuck out.

Yeah yeah.

Don't you have like a joke that you need to explain before you tell it or are you sure that's it. You're gonna let me make the bad joke today.

Yeah you'll leave me hanging. I got you though. Alright I'll come in a second half. Alright.

So sometimes when you tune in we have Q and A.F. That's where you submit your questions and I give you the A.F.

The questions can be submitted at guys email those questions and to ask Andy and Andy for salad.com.

And ask me your questions like your hard ones too like about what the fuck you got going on.

You're trying to figure out.

Is it supposed to burn? Is this supposed to burn?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. Some things are supposed to burn. That's true.

You know like the clap is supposed to be.

Maybe not try not to get it. But if you get it give it away real fast. That's how it doesn't stick.

Then you know who that's how you get rid of AIDS bro. AIDS. Yeah you get AIDS you got to give it away real quick otherwise so won't stick to you.

I don't think that's how they taught us. Yeah I don't know what that works.

There's a lot of people out there like fuck. Let's try that. Yeah I don't know. Alright so I got two bad jokes.

So anyway sometimes we got the Q and A. F. Other times we got real talk real talk is real talk.

It's five to twenty minutes and me giving you some real talk and then sometimes we have full length.

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