416: He Who Finds a Wife

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

We watched He Who Finds a Wife, along with first time guest masochists Kat and Tee of the Bible Breakdown podcast.
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0:00.0	Okay, no, no, jacking off is pretty much gay because you have your hand on a man's
0:08.8	dick.
0:09.8	So you can.
0:10.8	Oh.
0:11.8	I mean, that's never been a problem for me on the other end of the switch.
0:16.2	What if I'm doing that and I'm not attracted to myself?
0:19.0	Then it's fine, right?
0:20.0	Ooh.
0:21.0	It's still gay.
0:22.0	It's just a hate fuck.
0:23.0	What if I fight myself as hard as I can?
0:25.7	No.
0:26.7	What if my wife is having gay thoughts?
0:28.5	You're just describing hotter and hotter sex.
0:31.0	Thank you.
0:32.0	Thank you.
0:33.0	So that's how that's happening there.
0:35.5	God awful movie.
0:40.0	Movie.
0:41.0	Movie.
0:42.0	Movie.
0:43.0	Movie.
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