Yes, bitch. Yes! Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. What kind of like energy are we feeling right now? Like, what, I mean, really? Where are we? Where are we? Busted. Fused. Busted. What happening? You all of a sudden, like, I mean, glazed over. Like, you just, I mean.

I think I'm finally feeling The Bachelorette.

I'll say it once.

I'll say it again.

Really?

Yes.

And I felt, you know, I say like I never get a hangover. I like to, you know, pride myself on that. Like, I can be wrecked. Wake up the next day. Let's go to brunch. You know what I'm saying?

But now I am going through.

I'm starting to get that like sinus thing where it's like in your nose and your neck gets super stiff.

Hmm. I am going through. I'm starting to get that, like, sinus thing where it's, like, in your nose and your neck gets super stiff. Yeah. It's getting kind of hard to swallow. I know. I can see. You've checked out. Well, we got a whole show ahead. So, you know, it'll be a, you're in for it. Power on. So much to talk about on the show. We have to talk about AJ. and we'll get into more detail. But AJ has a journal in her possession that was left in her parents' home. It's not by a ghost. Like we think this person is still alive. So we're going to read excerpts of that and talk about it. Apparently, you know, the other thing that we have to get into is there's a celebrity who has not driven in 25 years.

You imagine not driving. I mean, I'm getting close. I'm going to be serious. I gave up my car three or four years ago. It hasn't been the best experience ever to give it up. Amazing. All I want to do is text anyway. I don't want to get behind the wheel. I just, I want to text. So, like, I love hopping in the Uber.

She's the best passenger.

As I've said before, and, you know, I'm upset because I have a 4-8. You know, Jackie is a higher fucking rating. And I ride all the time. Yeah. And I don't want to socialize with them. That's why. And it's nothing against anybody. It's just we talk for a living. So I don't want to get in a fucking lift. Yes, that's your time. And make small talk with you. And you're never going to pick me up again for another ride.

I honestly do have to agree with that.

Yeah. We talk for a living, so I don't want to get in a fucking lift. Yes, that's your time. And make small talk with you, and you're never going to pick me up again for another ride.

I honestly do have to agree with that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So if they're like a talent scout and they want me to like audition for something, I'm talking. Oh, that's true. But they're not usually driving buzzo. They're not usually in the Honda van, like the talents guy.

I mean, maybe they are, but they're probably not riding lift.

They're not doing lift.

An old cop was a driver of mine one time. Hot cop? No. He was very chatty, though. He told me all about his time as a correctional officer. I was like, all right, sir, my grandpa was a cop. Isn't that funny, ex-cops? You know, it's so weird. They're, like, so nasty on the job.

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