415 - Humorous Immunity

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve and Tacie discuss endemic coronaviruses from the past and possibly the future. Also cellular vs humeral immunity, shockwave therapy for erectile dysfunction, a pepperoni windfall, home orthopedic fails, and more. stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (While it lasts!) noom.doctorsteve.com (lose weight, gain you-know-what) Get Every Podcast on a Thumb Drive (all this can be yours!) hellofresh.com/weird80 (America's #1 meal kit and get $80 off!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:33.5	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. I've got Tobolify. Stripping from my nose. I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. I've got Zbola vows dripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my imbettable woes. I want to take my brain now, blasted with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave. I want a magic pill. All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen gain.
0:57.3	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:02.6	I want a requiem for my disease.
1:05.5	So I'm aging Dr. Steve.
1:09.1	It's weird medicine, the first and still only, uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio, now a podcast.
1:15.8	I'm Dr. Steve, and my little pal, Tacey, will be with us in a little bit.
1:21.5	This is a show for people who would never listen to a medical show on the radio or the internet.
1:25.2	If you've got a question, you're embarrassed to take the regular medical provider.
1:28.3	Or if you can't find an answer anywhere else, give us a call at 347-7-664323.
1:34.6	That's 347 Poohead.
1:37.2	Follow us on Twitter at Weird Medicine.
1:41.3	Visit our website at Dr. Steve.com for podcast, medical news and stuff you can buy
1:45.9	or go to our merchandise store at cafepress.com slash weird medicine.
1:50.7	Most importantly, we are not your medical providers.
1:53.3	Take everything you hear with a grain of salt.
1:54.7	Don't act on anything you hear on this show without talking it over with your doctor,
1:58.6	nurse practitioner, physician assistant, pharmacist, chiropractor, acupuncturist, nurse practitioner, physician, physician,
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