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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions, Jake's foot surgery, and the ideal texting rate.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	This is a head gum podcast.
1:00.0	It's Chippy Chips and the Pinch.
1:07.0	Nice Chippy Chips. I like that for you.
1:13.0	I thought that was you.
1:15.0	No, I'm the pinch. I have been for years and years.
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:19.0	Get your crab claws out.
1:20.0	Hey, everybody knows the Jake's the pinch because I get shit done in a pinch.
1:25.0	You can count on me when you're in a bind.
1:27.0	That's right.
1:28.0	That's right.
1:29.0	When the pressure is on, Jay money gets it done.
1:32.0	Chippy Chips is sort of like it's a little insulting.
1:35.0	More than a little insulting.
1:37.0	I mean, you're a freaking, you're nothing more than a chipmunk.
1:41.0	You're a little squirrel man.
1:44.0	You're basically a woodpecker except you can't fly.
1:48.0	You're like, you're a wimpy little beaver.
1:52.0	A little woodland bitch.
1:55.0	A wimpy little beaver.
1:58.0	Yeah. That's what you are.
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