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She said, you know, I don't understand nails like that.

Like, how do you even wipe yourself if you go to the bathroom?

And I looked at her and said, I don't.

I have somebody that does it for me.

Are you looking for a job?

How was your holiday? It was good.

Yeah. I ended up being okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, at every level with my brother coming back and

everything being okay. Yeah. Yeah. Is your sister-in-law going to be okay? I don't think so.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah. They found it in her liver the other day. Oh, no. So she's just got cancer everywhere. I'm so sorry. And she's so young. 44. 44. With a 10-year-old and an 11-year-old. Oh, my God. Yeah. What were her symptoms?

She said she thought, I mean, she had some issues in her stomach. And she kept going to the doctors. She's in Oregon. She kept going and going, and they kept saying, with hemorrhoids. And she's like, no, I really don't. Like, I'm telling you, there's something more with my my body and nobody was listening to her. And she finally found a doctor, went in and said, if you do not do a colonoscopy now,

I am going to stand in your, you know, wherever and start screaming. That nobody's helping me. And they did,

and that's when they found that it was already there. She had to go to that extreme. She went to extremes. Just to get a colonoscopy. And they did, and that's when they found that it was already there. She had to go to that extreme.

She went to extremes.

Just to get a colonoscopy.

And when they found it, they started the whole process, and then they told her, I think

I saw you the last time it had spread to her lungs already.

And they told her in Oregon at that point that they misdiagnosed her.

There was nothing more that they could do.

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