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How Long Gone

414. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

A one-on-one abbreviated pod today. Our guest had some technical issues, so we had to pivot to a small but mighty episode where we talk about dog walking in the rain, Chris went to see The 1975 live at Madison Square Garden, where Matty, the singer, eats raw meat on stage, $25 plastic cup cocktails, the LA elite are loving Rick Caruso, Katy Perry Votey, we've given up on politics, but we haven't given up on cinema, Chris made sure to create his Mastadon account just in case, why are spectators crying at the NY Marathon, and how are content creators taking advantage of this epic foot race. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The How long gone from Money Making Manhattan.

0:17.0

DJ Them Jeans is somewhat live from beautiful Glendale.

0:24.0

Jason, how's your day going so far?

0:26.0

Who me?

0:27.0

Oh, it's going okay.

0:29.4

I, you know, I just woke up, walk the dogs, I had to wait for a window in the rain so that's that's tough but the good lord blessed us with

0:37.6

You know an hour of an hour of sprinkle-free dog walking so I could listen to different articles that were written about our guest earlier today.

0:48.0

Thank God. Went to the gym, got it in, bro. Hell yeah. There was a little bit of a mishap with my membership.

0:55.2

A little had to do some yelling at a GM didn't feel good about it. I apologize at the end.

1:00.5

But now I'm having a spicy cup of Java and just getting ready to start my day of work.

1:06.2

Okay, that's great to hear it.

1:07.6

Now, can I ask you a question as a non-pet owner and I don't mean to pry?

1:12.0

Non-pet owner question, Okay, let's go. So when you walk those two

1:16.8

muts in this kind of inclement weather, do you have to do a paw wipe before you let them back in the house? Are they raw dogging the dirty paws on the hardwoods?

1:28.0

Well, I hate to say it, but we have to wipe.

1:31.0

Damn. It is below me, but it's also like what are you gonna do sure you know this dog is gonna jump jump jump on my bed with not with the fret not with the fret

1:40.0

Not what the fret to so she so is there a world but you're not going to get like the barber

1:45.2

footies oh no no that's too crazy okay so you'd rather you you'd rather like dehumanize

1:51.7

yourself by wiping then dehumanize the dog by

1:55.0

putting a little yellow galoshes on here she or they. I mean it's kind of good

1:59.4

because the dog stuff like you start the first obligation that you have is already the worst so

2:06.6

anything else beyond literally picking up feces piping hot with your bare hands separated by one Jeff Bezos

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