413. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is back in LA. We chat about messy Equinox, in New York you can hear someone ask, "what's the move" in real life, we explore the horniness of when celebrities performatively tend bar, Matthew Perry's Pussy Posse low key did numbers, our first thoughts on Drake & 21 Savage's new album, why do we need a French guy talking about the Eifel Tower on track three, Megan Thee's life partner, the dark side of being Amber Rose's munch, Rick Owens can you do something 4 me? A TJ restaurant review, what not to do in someone's green room, a recap of our last show in Brooklyn, the male trunk sale, and we end the show discovering a device that a friend of the show uses to pee on stage while performing. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The How long gone? A Sunday episode. I'm still in money-making Manhattan.
0:23.7	Jason has returned to the motherland.
0:25.6	He's kissing the ground.
0:26.6	He's earthing.
0:27.2	He's eating at Jalina.
0:29.4	Have you saunid yet?
0:31.0	I have not saunid yet.
0:32.3	That is on my to-do list I need to do I need to go to an
0:37.2	actual actually clean and working equinox not like the ones in New York sure those cesspools of
0:44.8	fill I mean it's really fucked up how nasty they are compared to my my home
0:48.2	location if you were if you were getting jerked off you probably wouldn't care
0:51.4	quite as much but I understand where you're
0:53.0	coming from well the the sonas in New York the one that I was going to it had a lot
0:57.9	more real estate in it but it's just it was just messy it was just like
1:02.4	dirty and just like water and wet towels and just shit everywhere
1:06.8	Once again if you were getting jerked off you would leave your towel behind too because you have to rush to make it downtown to Citibank
1:14.4	before 9 a.m.
1:15.3	So it's not, you know, I think that you're doing it wrong.
1:18.8	So this is starting to sound like you're very good at giving this very hyper specific advice almost as if it is
1:28.3	sort of coming from a place of familiarity to you almost as if you have done this before is that weird to say
1:36.8	I could say you would think that but I'm proud to say I've never showered or
1:40.5	done a steam or sauna at an equinox in my entire life.
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