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The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugleers, and welcome to the first bugle of the rest of time.

That not for the first time, of course, but also the first bugle of a brand new decade

for only the second time in the history of decades.

I am Andy Zoltzmann.

It is now the year 2020, and I am frankly no f***ing happy about that than you are,

but this time is irritatingly good at its job and this

all we can do about it.

So happy new decade, Bugleers, and welcome to the second 50th of the millennium,

which I am counting is starting in the year 2000,

because that's when the fireworks were.

And B, issue 4135 of the Bugle audio newspaper for a world

who's slavish obsession with the visual seems to exacerbate by the minute of which

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