413 - President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 19 October 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Tim examines dimensions of power, the Obama-Biden funeral meeting, Liam Payne, Doug Emhoff, a racist candle, Florida lovers gone awry and the reality of Emily in Paris

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show we take you now live well not live but live enough to the funeral of the matriarch of the Kennedy family, Ethel Kennedy, which is R.I.
0:15.7	I'm friends with members of the family and
0:18.8	R. I'm, Ethel passed away. She was, uh, it was a ripe old age, which is a change of pace for them.
0:28.0	That is not something that they usually don't get up there.
0:32.6	So the fact that she held on for as long as she did
0:36.6	without having a plane go down or skiing into a tree
0:40.4	is definitely a, you know, this is a good sign that maybe they are turning over a new leaf.
0:51.0	Can I say that, perhaps? So we take you to the cathedral of St Matthew
0:56.4	the Apostle in Washington DC, the current president Joe Biden, the former
1:02.2	president Barack Obama, the former president, Barack Obama,
1:04.3	and the former human trafficker, Bill Clinton,
1:07.2	are all standing there to pay their respects to Ethel. That's not even controversial at this point that I'm calling Clinton that.
1:18.2	And now there is a secret meeting that Obama and Biden are how it's not secret it's out there in the open and they
1:28.2	are talking and then people are trying to figure out what they are saying.
1:33.0	You know, what is happening.
1:36.7	The New York Post hired, lip reader
1:44.0	a professional lip reader
1:47.0	to figure out
1:49.0	what Barack Obama and Joe Biden are talking about.
1:53.0	Now, Biden is angry at Obama.
1:55.0	Remember this because Obama and Pelosi
1:58.0	were the ones who kind of had to tell Biden,
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