#413: My Year In Review - Part 1 of 7 (New Orleans, Hawaii, and Planning The Special)

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🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It's time for my annual Year In Review podcast. This ain't about what happened in the world. This is about what happened in the world of the greatest living athlete, Ari Shaffir. It was a wild one. Full of ups and downs syndromes. 2019 had more twists than a, than a, I don't know. Than a really twisty thing. It was such a long one I decided to cut it up into 7 parts. This is part one, New Orleans, Hawaii, and Preparing For My Next Standup Special." I'll release a new one every day this week, so make sure to subscribe and check back here every day for a new episode.

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The Music

Ben Folds - 2019

Travelling Wilburies - Tweeter and the Monkey

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0:00.0	Dude, when you start swimming with a tortoise, like a big one, like fucking that big, you know, and you feel like you're just part of nature
0:07.5	and they try to get away with you and you're like a fuck off nature, I'm part of you right now, you ain't going nowhere and they dive and you dive to
0:13.0	and all you want to do and they tell you not to, all you want to do is grab your fucking fingers in the right and there was back and be like, wherever you go, I'm going with you.
0:21.5	Wherever your magical realm is, that you and your total friends hang out and eat people soup, I'm fucking coming with you.
0:28.0	New Year's Eve, done at the same life decades ago.
0:36.0	Back in 2019, back when life was slow.
0:43.0	Now it's June, we're just halfway done.
0:48.0	2020 there we haven't found out many years, will we try to pram into one?
1:00.0	How?
1:29.0	Hello everyone and welcome to our huge fair Skeptic Tech episode 412, the 2020 my 2020 year review, I do this every year.
1:48.0	Oh my god, I'm so fucking hot.
1:51.0	Oh I shaved my head for yoga, I'm a yogi now. So guys, I do this every year and what I do is, I just talk about how it's not so much politics or sports or new cars or anything like that.
2:07.0	It's just a shit I've done for the year. Pretty fucking fun.
2:13.0	Let's make sure I'm recording. I am. So this year, I mean obviously way different than most years.
2:22.0	Most years for me personally, I have fun travel stories to tell you.
2:28.0	I have far away places and details of those places to regale you with.
2:34.0	It's the first time I've used the word regale all year.
2:39.0	Oh, it's a new year, 2021. I decided to wait until the year was over and I turn this down a little bit because I'm talking about it.
2:51.0	Because I want to include new years. I always hate it when the fucking MVP voting for sports, they always do it like in football, they'll do it like in week 14.
3:02.0	I'm like, do this three weeks left. What if somebody fucking lights it up? Why not just wait till the end? Is it a problem getting the sports broadcasters to fucking get their votes in?
3:12.0	Email, dude. It ain't the 30s. And I hate that. So I decided to wait until the year was over. So let's just break it down you guys.
3:24.0	Let's just break it down. The year started for me at the end of very last year on December 30th.
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