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Okay. This is a new show for us. Like a new style of show. A new style a show, a little bit of a format, but we are pop culture aficionado.

We are pop culture aficionados. We watch everything. We read everything. We love all the dirt. My name is Sarah Frazier. This is my co-host and dear friend, Andrea Lopez. So today we are doing a review of episode five of Welcome to Plathville, the TLC show that has taken

the internet by storm. It has taken the nation by storm. Everyone's talking about it,

especially us. Is everyone, I feel like we're the only people doing a review because the show is

torturous. Like it's a good torture, but it's, first of all, it's an hour-long show that

needs to be 30 minutes max, because max, we could even cut it down to 20 minutes with the commercials would make it 30. That's all we need. Because let us tell you, here is the premise of the show, okay? It's a family of 11. They live in Cairo, Georgia, out on an 80-acre farm. It's the Plath family. They're Uber religious. The parents are

Barry and Kim. Barry looks like he has murdered at least two or three people. They've got a couple bodies in the basement, probably, somewhere on the acreage of lands that they have, yes. I'm always fascinated, too, like, they homeschool their kids, okay? They have a rebellious 16-year-old daughter named Mariah. They have a smoking hot, oh my God, smoking. And I got to say about these country people, they pop them out like bunnies. They've got a 21-year-old, 18-year-old, 17-year-old, 16-year-old. Yeah, it's insane. And how do they look like a Nordic, you know, colony that was like, I mean, Georgia's a diverse state, right? I mean, these people, they're in a lick of color in it. They are so, and I mean, they're almost translucent. They're so blonde. Honestly, close to Albino. The hair is so blonde. You can't even go to a hair salon and ask for platinum that blonde. I'll give this to Barry. You know, for as creepy looking as he is, he produces some hot kids.

You know what? And it's funny because all the kids look different, but they're all

attractive in their own way. All nine of them. They've got nine kids. Okay, ladies, gay guys,

pans, whoever, like whatever sexuality you are. Micah, the 18 year old who is now launching

a modeling career. For better or for worse, modeling,

I don't know, because he's been sheltered his entire life to expose him to these type of things.

So, episode five is, we meet Marsha Dahl.

I cannot wait to talk about Marsha Dahl.

So basically on this podcast episode and YouTube video, we are going to review episode of Welcome to Plathville, the new TLC show. And we're also going to tell you some facts about the show and behind the scenes that you may not have known, including a lot of the family members are now on Instagram. Thanks to the show. They've never been exposed to technology. They never grew up with any type of television phones. And so now I find it interesting that the show has launched. And all of a sudden, they all have blooming Instagrams, more followers than we have. Like in two days. In two days. We need to seriously. I mean, what would our show be called? I mean, we need a TLC show. The white chick and the Mexican chick. One in the pink, one in the stink. What is the... Welcome to rice and beans. That's perfect. Arros country hollets. Here we are. And then it's just all the genanigans of our lives, which is everything. Y'all, one day we are like, we have so much money in the bank account and the next, we'll live enough 34 cents.

I just got multiple notifications.

Your Obidraft protection is kicked in. Okay, great. It's like, when did I just get a huge check last month? Oh yeah, it's already gone. All gone. It's done so. All right. So look, real quick, AJ, and by the way, Andrea Lopez is Andrea's real name, but on the show we call her AJ.

So that's why you'll hear me call her AJ. So, okay, describe to people, give a summary of what episode five, which is an hour-long episode was about. Okay, episode five is Mika, Micah, whatever we want to call him, the hot son. He wants to pursue modeling. A lot of his

friends say, hey, you're so attractive. You know, he's muscular. He's been on a farm. His whole life, you know, the muscles have grown. He's growing into himself. He is an attractive man. So they head on over to Marsha doll modeling. She's a character in her own. They don't know what to make a Marsha doll. They're like, who the fuck is this lady? She's like ancient, probably like 80 years old,

but like acts like a 20 year old. And Marsha doll. They're like, who the fuck is this lady? She's like ancient, probably

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