412 - Protests of the Dead (4/20/20)

Chapo Trap House

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🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

In a 4-quadrant Chapo, we make broad generalizations about various regions of America and their respective snack foods, make fun of a pundit's bizarre and inept behavior online, gawk at MAGA-realm apocalyptic stupidity, and finally examine liberal vacuousness from a new writer earning their first-time Reading Series Author challenge coin. Here's the gofundme to support the Teamsters COVID protection fund Amber mentions at the end of the episode: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/help-ups-teamsters-protect-ourselves-and-the-public-from-covid-19

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0:30.0	Hello boys and gals it's uh, it's Chapo again, uh, coming to you on Monday, or 20 and
0:43.4	honestly, woo!
0:46.3	It's kind of fucked up, I have to work on a religious holiday.
0:48.7	I don't know, I just, like it's, this is violating a lot of my beliefs, but hey people,
0:54.0	people need their podcasts, um, especially, you know, today more than ever.
0:59.3	Uh, will, will is sick of the baldheads here in Babylon.
1:03.8	Today, today's 420, you know, it's the most important holiday of the year.
1:08.0	Um, just never forget that weed was given to us by God and by that.
1:11.8	I mean, the alien grays who built the pyramids, they blessed us with um, this crop that, um,
1:18.0	just helps us so much.
1:19.6	But you know, I gotta say, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call, I'm gonna call him out right now.
1:24.4	Uh, Felix does not support 420 blazed culture and I think that's kind of fucked up.
1:28.6	Honestly, it is best up that we haven't talked about it yet.
1:31.6	They should make weed illegal again.
1:33.1	Jesus Christ.
1:34.1	Jesus to make people less annoying about it.
1:36.3	It's serious.
1:36.7	Like, you know, it's been legal.
1:38.1	It's been legal.
1:39.1	It's been legal for like six fucking months and like all I see is just like people who are like,
1:44.6	oh, we repurpose our patch kids, what we call them, dank patch kids and they have red eyes on the,
1:50.0	the fucking, on the label.
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