Welcome to your sanity safe space with your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

Skag free, whoever he is.

Get your plod fascist ass out of here.

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

You are a terrific team on all counts.

Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is the Matt and Blonde show.

I'll lead it effect the strategy to mobilize.

Chewinterner to national service approach me.

Hey, why the fuck is the gas so hot?

I believe in the sand beneath my toes.

The beach gives a feeling and nothing feeling.

I'm believing the face it grows.

And the bow I coast can make.

Because at this exact time next year, depending on what happens in November, seven months from now,

we can't say for certain that there would even be a White House Correspondent's dinner.

Good.

Or even a free press, or even a White House press core, right?

You don't have to have one.

It could be another norm Trump blows up.

I've seen that toast a bunch of times, but it landed very differently this year.

Hey, good.

Shut up, bitch.

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