412: Beetlejuice (TIMBURTOBER)

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	The medium summons them into...
0:02.0	Well, you keep saying the medium.
0:04.0	Are you trying to say Otho?
0:11.0	Hello, welcome to guides the unknown. I'm Kristen.
0:13.9	And I'm her little brother, William.
0:15.8	And Timbertober continues undeterred.
0:19.2	Wow.
0:19.6	I'm finding Timbertober hard to say. Timbertober. I always think I'm saying it wrong as I'm saying it. I know what's going on. What? No, it's not. I know what you're going to say and it's not what's going on. You came up with some alternatives to the name Timbertober last week. It's not that. Smells like it.
0:55.9	No, it's not that. It's timber tober. Of course. You know, I'm not doing this. How come Scaremuto rolled off the tongue? You wouldn't stop saying Scaremuto last year, but Timbertober? Here's something that just proves you thinking that I'm just trying to make it Timby-Tobie or whatever. You're making my little headbobble My scrunchy thing
0:57.7	Go crazy. just proves you thinking that I'm just trying to make it timby toby or whatever. You're making my little headbobble, my scrunchy thing.
0:58.1	Go crazy.
0:59.3	Your top knot is quite wiggly.
1:02.0	Yeah, because I just, I'm dislodging it every time I yell at you and make my head go forward.
1:08.3	Freddy Septimbi was already in production last year for Scaremuto.
1:12.7	I didn't try to commandeer Scaremuto and turn into Scary Octoby or something stupid.
1:17.9	Yeah, but this is not my M.O.
1:19.4	Yeah, well, you didn't like, you don't like Timbertober and it's clear.
1:23.0	No, I do like Timbertober.
1:25.6	I do.
1:26.8	Yeah, it seems like it.
1:27.8	Oh my God. Look, anyway, this is for something off the mic. Yeah, we'll argue about this. We'll argue. We'll use our mommy as the ref. And we'll get down to it. Our agents should really handle this. Oh, actually, yeah, you're right. Our agents should. From Hollywood. From Hollywood. Yeah.
1:48.4	Anyway, Tim Bertober is continuing with Beetlejuice.
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