411: Witnesses

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

This week, Dan Beecher joins us for an atheist review of Witnesses, the story of the three witnesses who saw the gold plates the Book of Mormonism was based on (in a vision), and the story of how they never publicly admitted they were lying and therefore must have been telling the truth. About the vision. Of the angel. With the plates. About Native American Jews whose skin changed color because of their sin.
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0:00.0	Yeah, and then the miracle happens and brings it.
0:06.6	Right, then Willem gets to see the sailboat.
0:08.8	Yeah.
0:09.8	And to be clear, right, if we were to accept Martin's narrative, the rest of Martin's
0:15.2	narrative where he loses his faith is fucking insane.
0:19.4	Right.
0:20.4	If I saw an angel right now in the middle of this podcast, I'd stop podcasting.
0:25.8	I would make the almost done five minutes hand gesture.
0:29.9	And keep going.
0:30.9	Not awful movie.
0:36.9	Well, welcome back to the Gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:53.6	cinema because I'm not flexible enough to actually go fuck myself.
0:57.0	I'm your host, Noah Luzon's.
0:58.6	He'll be unable to join us this week, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend
1:02.3	Eli Bostic, Eli.
1:03.5	How are you doing this fine afternoon, sir?
1:05.3	Mom and mom and mom finally it's been way too long.
1:09.6	Oh, I missed it.
1:11.0	I thought you guys had made it out.
1:12.7	I thought you were going to be you were clear of it, but they keep pulling you back.
1:16.5	Yeah, right, right.
1:17.5	Justin, you think you're out.
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