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🗓️ 21 January 2025
⏱️ 94 minutes
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0:00.0 | Fam, it's Patrick. Before we get to the show, I'm so excited to tell you that I've added 10 cities to my storytelling party tour. |
0:09.0 | So in addition to the cities you already know about, in March and April, I'll be coming to Dallas, Austin, Houston, Portland, San Francisco, Phoenix, Detroit, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati. |
0:22.2 | And believe it or not, we're going to be adding even more cities very soon. |
0:25.4 | All the tickets for the shows we've announced so far, including these, are on sale right now at patricktours.com. |
0:31.5 | So in case you have no idea what I'm talking about, on this tour, I'm inviting you to come for the show and stay for the |
0:38.4 | party. So for the first part of the evening, I'm telling you a hilarious story about a disastrous |
0:43.7 | night I spent with Golden Girls icon B. Arthur. I loved her. I was obsessed with her. She |
0:50.0 | hated me, but she needed me, so hilarity ensued. |
0:54.6 | I have this terrific drag performer playing B. Arthur from Beyond the Grave via video to tell |
1:00.0 | her side of this ridiculous story. |
1:02.0 | It is hilarious, it is ridiculous, and it is just under an hour long. |
1:06.3 | So for the second part of the evening, we all go to the bar and drink and hang out and make new friends. |
1:11.5 | It's a cash bar. |
1:13.0 | And do not be afraid to come alone. |
1:15.0 | That is very important. |
1:15.9 | Do not be afraid to come alone. |
1:17.9 | We've made special stickers for solo travelers to wear if you're looking to make new friends. |
1:22.7 | And we've made other stickers for people who've come in groups but want to invite solo |
1:26.4 | travelers to hang out with their group. It's going to be an amazing night of laughing our butts off and making new friends, |
1:32.5 | and I cannot wait to meet every single one of you. Oh, and just a heads up, we are down to just a few |
1:38.9 | tickets left in Seattle and Salt Lake City. Shows are selling out, fam. So grab your tickets while |
1:43.8 | you can at Patricktours.com, |
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