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411: Sick Lightning Round

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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In this episode, we may have the common cold, but we answer as many questions as we can about our style, our burps, and our fourth favorite ice cream flavor.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:30.0

This is a head gum podcast.

1:00.0

That was only the half of it. Really? That's right. I'm going to play the end of it at the end of the show. It was too good with too much to go.

1:13.0

Too good to be true. That was a fight for fighting. What if parody that he thought fitting because it has to line, what if I were you right in the actual song?

1:23.0

Shout out to I guess you can direct people to my bandcamp where I record real songs. Chris Byerley, b-y-e-r-l-y, dot bandcamp.com. Or you can check out my old band SilverFleets bandcamp at silverflete.bandcamp.com.

1:40.0

Okay. He goes on to say if people want to check out something really cool, my previous employer, meet head movers who supply people with free moves out of domestic violence situations set up a campaign called move to end dv at move to end dv.org. It's a great way to let people in domestic violence situations, both men and women know that they are a ton of options and ways to get help.

2:08.0

He only gets one plug you did band camp. Okay. We'll edit that whole thing out. Yeah, the one about domestic violence support was the name of their thing. Yeah, move to end dv. It's a. We're not. Yeah, to help people out of domestic violence. We're going to have to edit that out because you already plugged this band camp. So let's try to stay focused.

2:33.0

Holy shit. You're bleeding heart capitalist. I love that about you. You just care about, I guess the final liner, the bottom line, the bottom dollar, the almighty dollar.

2:47.0

Yeah.

2:50.0

Money and dollar bills last year episodes recorded in New York this episode recorded in LA. We're all over the place. We're by coast all over the map overlapping enough.

3:00.0

As soon as I left New York a week ago eight days ago at this point, I felt pressure my sign eye. Yeah, my ears were clogged. My nose was watering. My eyes were watering. And then the snot started the mucus the headaches the achy joints.

3:15.0

The cold had said in fully by Sunday Monday, right. And it took me Monday to Monday, basically now to feel better. Right. As I feel better, you come in today complaining that you think you're getting sick.

3:28.0

I think I'm getting your sickness. You gave me your cold. The cold that I had when I got an L.A. You got you were. I think I noticed you were sick in New York. Really? But you didn't want to say anything.

3:41.0

I didn't. Didn't feel comfortable on the day. I honestly thought I did. I definitely. Yeah, just I would have felt comfortable to say something for sure. And then I pieced out to L.A.

3:51.0

But I had already the damage was done. And then you didn't feel it for another 10 days until yesterday. Yeah, I think it just said. But I got you. I think you got me.

4:03.0

Honestly, it's so weird. Like I felt like I had a mini cold like last week. I was like, oh, I just need two nights of sleep. And I started to feel like I felt like I was coming down with something.

4:16.0

I slept. I think I got even got night well. I like slept. And I felt completely fine. Does night cold give you extra sleep that you usually don't get? Do you feel that you've had a night club?

4:27.0

Night club amount of sleep. I think I get a little nervous. Like I feel a cold coming on and I need to rest. But I I like get worked up in my head.

4:37.0

Like I'm not going to get a good night sleep. So it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. So I trust the night will to knock me out and to give me that nine.

4:46.0

That nine. That nine. That nine. That that needed nine from the nine. Quill and doesn't necessarily not give it to you. Did you get it? I felt better. I really did feel better.

4:58.0

And then like these last few nights, I'm just like started a sniffle. And I woke up and I'm like, oh, maybe it's just dry in here. Yeah, that's what I said in New York too. It's probably just dry.

5:07.0

Yeah, because it's cold outside and hot inside and it's dry when it's hot. Right. And it feels like today. I just was I was attacked by these symptoms by your

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