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The Tim Dillon Show

411 - Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Tim talks about Hurricane Helene, hating each other quietly, Pennsylvania, a startup company in Switzerland, resort core and the impending debut of his Netflix show.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show. I have an inflamed taste bud, a few of them on the tip of my tongue and that is that is unfortunate.

0:10.0

And I am healing them with cold beverages and food.

0:14.5

Of course, I have a coffee here, which is not helping.

0:18.7

Other people go through things that are far worse

0:21.3

than I have gone through through and I know that.

0:23.2

I'm aware of that.

0:24.0

That doesn't mean what I'm feeling is illegitimate or invalid.

0:28.6

I want to thank you to the pallbearer

0:30.9

at my grandmother's funeral who sent this email.

0:35.5

Not sure if you will read this,

0:37.0

but I work part time for the funeral home

0:38.4

that helped out with your family member yesterday.

0:40.8

I'm assuming it was your grandmother or great aunt. It was my wife!

0:45.0

I was the younger bald guy who was at the church with you guys. No one remembers you.

0:51.0

Well, you were, you're all bold guys at the funeral. It's not I'm not trying to be

0:57.4

offensive. Anyway I knew it would be in bad taste to say hello to you during the

1:01.3

funeral. In fact it would not have. It actually would have been

1:05.2

great and take this and and just in case you see Andrew Schultz at a funeral sometime say hello to us.

1:16.8

Had you come up to me and said,

1:19.6

I'm a huge fan or big fan quietly, it would have been nice. It would have been very nice because

1:27.6

it was a very painful time for my family. Had you said it loudly in front of several members of the family, it would have been even better.

1:36.0

Had you said, you've changed my life, sir?

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