Hi there, it's me Duncan and I wanted to thank you for pushing your ear buds into that wax palace.

You call your ear. I wrote a song for you.

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I'm sleeping, city sleeps urgently The kitty curls up sweetly

And into my mouth you're blowing your nose Into my mouth you're blowing your roses

Into my mouth you're blowing your roses While I dream

While the world dreams, blow your nose, blah blah blah baby

Blow your nose and blow your nose

And we're back. Hi guys. Thank you. I find this to be kind of intimate. It used to be tough to get used to.

I don't know if you've ever been inside of an earbud before but it's pretty interesting to look out from the little slit in the earbud out into the inner ear of my list.

You don't realize this but there's a lot of hair down here.

When you're as small as I am you can see things. Beautiful things. It's not as bad as you think.

Yeah, they're creatures in the forest of your ears pubic hair. But they're lovely, soft, velvety, delicate, and full of a kind of sleepy vigor.

I'm going to take a little nap here in your ear and we're going to cut to a commercial.

This is the Duncan Trussel here.

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