410 – Jubilee, Don’t Eat That

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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In which the M-Plate Saga continues; Jay gets into the spirit of the day; we briefly give up on our primary mission; the story is coordinated if not coherent; Miles is not allowed to continuity-shame about Tolkein; Gaia is extra chill; Dirt Nap discovers altruism; and Jubilee should absolutely not have eaten that.

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0:00.0	Hey Jay, you know, I still think vampires would be super into Mero.
0:05.8	Mero like the stuff inside bones, Mero like so-called genetic Mero or Mero the angry lady named Sarah.
0:13.9	The last one, because I mean, given all the Mero in her bones, do you think she has extra blood?
0:19.9	I think bone marrow would generate extra plasma, so if her extra bones have red marrow, I guess she might have extra thick blood.
0:28.6	Which would put her at elevated risk for clots, but that doesn't necessarily seem like a plus for vampires.
0:34.8	So maybe not traditional blood vampires, but this is the Marvel Universe.
0:39.6	We've got vampires who feed off mutant genetic Mero, mutant life force.
0:43.9	Oh, that might be a problem as well, actually.
0:47.8	Because it'd kill her?
0:49.7	Because she's not a mutant.
0:51.3	What?!
0:58.4	I'm Jay Editon, and I'm Miles Stokes.
1:06.5	And we are here to explain the X-Men.
1:09.5	Because it's about time someone did.
1:11.5	Welcome to episode 410 of Jay and Miles explain the X-Men where we walk you through the ins, outs and retcons of comics greatest superhero soap opera.
1:20.2	I mean, Mero's might be a mutant. She kind of is. She wasn't. It's a whole thing. Look it up and then lose your mind.
1:26.4	Well, she used to be a mutant. She's no longer a mutant.
1:29.4	I mean, I guess if she died and came back in Crocoa, maybe she that would remutant her?
1:34.3	It would, yeah, in theory.
1:36.1	Huh, I'm not sure if that's been clarified.
1:38.2	Anyway, all of that immediately aside, we're not here to talk about Mero.
1:42.8	We're here to talk a little bit about M Plate and thus genetic Mero.
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