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Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

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Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In which nobody is sure what Emplate actually eats; airport food is not a good peace offering; Larry Hama writes a good Jubilee; the St. Croix siblings merge; and we honestly have no idea what a token is.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Jay, do you think Emplate and Morbius ever hang out?

0:04.2

I mean, after all, they've got a lot in common.

0:07.0

Oh, I know, Miles.

0:09.0

I sucker-hands cannibalism and inability to carry a successful feature film franchise

0:14.0

just don't seem like much of a foundation for friendship.

0:17.0

Oh, okay, but check this out.

0:20.0

Emplate eats genetic marrow, whatever that is.

0:23.0

Right.

0:24.0

And Morbius eats plasma, right?

0:27.0

I'm gonna have to take your word for that.

0:30.0

So they could share victims. It would have the body count.

0:33.0

You know, you're not wrong.

0:36.0

Speaking of marrow, though, has Emplate ever gone after marrowed the character?

0:41.0

Given his diet, she seems like she'd be irresistible.

0:44.0

Not that I know of, but anyway, we don't actually know that Emplate eats bone marrow

0:49.0

and not, you know, the marrow of jeans, which is the thing that jeans definitely have

0:54.0

in the Marvel Universe.

0:56.0

But anyway, they've always run in pretty different circles.

0:59.0

She does stay busy, what with the universe hopping with geneation, her time in shield,

1:04.0

hanging on the scroll homeworld.

1:06.0

Dating Spider-Man.

1:07.0

WHAT?!

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