#410: Auto joErotic A Fixation with Joe Rogan (plus Ryan Oneill joins for the intro)

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🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 271 minutes

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Summary

Joe Rogan loves two things. Fast cars and dank weed. And he's owned plenty of both. Joe and I talked about where his automobile obsession came from, the coolest cars he's ever driven, road handies, and much more. Joe smoked a fat cigar as I was watched with jealous eyes as I was stuck inside what looked like a Chechnyan prison where they had a no-smoking policy. We talked about the old days vs new days of the Store and how cool it is that comedy is dangerous again. Rogan and I were both sitting behind tables the whole time so there's no way to know what our pants situation was for this. You'll learn a ton about cars in this one and it was legit a hella great time laughing and talking to my buddy.

Valpo's finest, Ryan "Dr Dingus" O'neill, joined me for the intro and outro. I amazed Ryan with stories of real-life freak show, Dog Boy. Talked about cars a little with him too, and then we took some callers at the end of the outro to get the best road sex stories among some other fun topics. You will learn absolutely nothing during the intro and outro. It was a legit hella great time laughing and talking to my buddy but for real, your life will be in no way enriched by the intro and outro to this podcast. You might actually become worse as a person for listening to me and O'neill. Again, quite funny. But zero social merit.

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The Music

Gary Numan - Cars

Janis Joplin - Mercedez Benz

Heart - Barracuda

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love

Bitchin Camaro - Dead Milkmen

Queen - I’m in Love With My Car

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I like American muscle cars from 1965 to 1971.
0:05.4	That's all I like.
0:06.6	What is that? What are those years?
0:08.5	Does the years where people are doing acid?
0:10.7	The people who are designing it, they're smoking weed, doing acid.
0:15.2	They figured out the shapes, man.
0:17.2	I can look on my thoughts, it's the only way to live in cars.
0:40.2	Hello everybody, welcome to RAshafearScaptetank.
0:43.2	My name is RAshafear, I'm the host of this podcast.
0:46.0	Today I have Mr. Joseph Emilio Rogan on the podcast.
0:53.0	He's a car enthusiast, he's an old friend of mine.
1:00.0	I have been in his house, he has seen my dick.
1:04.0	I'd say more than 10 times.
1:08.0	But none of that matters today.
1:11.0	Today we're talking about cars.
1:13.0	Joe is a car, god damn nut.
1:16.0	By the way, we're alive on stereo.
1:19.0	Thank you very much to Neal.
1:20.0	I'm going to try to keep myself from screaming.
1:22.0	I don't know why, whenever I talk to a phone like this.
1:25.0	I wasn't screaming for no reason.
1:29.0	Okay, and with me for the introduction today, who's also a car nut, is my old friend Dr. Dengus.
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